As of May 15 2014, Oppositelock Has Been Closed (Indefinitely)

"ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak) 05/14/2014 at 19:48 • Filed to: None

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Oppositelock has been CLOSED for violation of National Prohibition Act ("Volstead Act", effective Oct. 19 1919) by order of United States District Court (district of Manhattan, NY). All persons are forbidden to enter premises without permission of a United States Marshal.

Brian Silvestro > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/14/2014 at 19:49

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It's okay, if you have a gold membership all you have to do is wear your member's jacket and you'll be given admission.

bob and john > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/14/2014 at 19:51

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you missed april fools by about a month and half.

shinsen > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/14/2014 at 19:51

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not sure if you're funny

ptak appreciates old racecars > Brian Silvestro 05/14/2014 at 19:52

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Gold jacket, you say?

Nibbles > Brian Silvestro 05/14/2014 at 19:52

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I sold my member's jacket years ago to pay bills. Can I still get in if I flash my Jalopnik Gold MasterCard?

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/14/2014 at 19:53

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inb4 the opposite lock.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/14/2014 at 19:54

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So, does that make it an Opposite Lockdown?

Brian Silvestro > Nibbles 05/14/2014 at 19:55

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The MasterCard is expired! We use American Express now!

(also, you've given me a great idea for a custom credit card picture)

Nibbles > Brian Silvestro 05/14/2014 at 19:58

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I knew I forgot to update my address somewhere! Been wondering why my Brefass shipments haven't been showing up

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Brian Silvestro > Nibbles 05/14/2014 at 19:59

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Sorry, but I'm no longer obligated to talk to you now that you're not in our ranks.

offroadkarter > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/14/2014 at 20:01

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jason torchinsky in his earlier years

Mattbob > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/14/2014 at 20:01

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so much oppo there.

Blondude > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/14/2014 at 20:08

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No more brefass scotch?

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/14/2014 at 20:28

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Damn You, Raph....

McMike > Brian Silvestro 05/14/2014 at 20:29

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member's jacket you say?

Nibbles > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 09:16

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Hey now

Whoa now

I may be inactive, but I'm not cancelled. Check the database, they have my payments on record. I talked with Member Services last night and they updated my info. New AmEx and backorder of Scotch is on the way.

Brian Silvestro > Nibbles 05/15/2014 at 09:24

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Ah, yes of course! Shall I fetch the driver to bring around the Rolls? We must be oppositelocking soon, so bring your members jacket.

Nibbles > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 09:26

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Please do. I've been achinFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Brian Silvestro > Nibbles 05/15/2014 at 09:39

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALERT

extraspecialbitter > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/15/2014 at 10:01

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It took me forever to realize that chick is the mom from Modern Family.